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"Trump II: Speech" and "Retrospect": This Fuckin' Guy Reflects.

Trump II: Speech*
Jesus fucking cocks
How do you like the balls on this motherfucking piece of shit?

Make the bar so fucking low
That that shit looks statesmanlike?
That that shit looks good?
Fuck that shit
And fuck you.

But I will say one fucking thing:
It's a fucking shame that no Democrat since probably LBJ
Would even fucking think of proposing
A trillion fucking dollars on infrastructure
And I will say fuck yes to that.

I will give credit when credit is due
Like what that piece of shit Bush did in Africa:
A lot of fucking money to fight AIDS, malaria, and other fucked up shit
over there
Whereas that fuck Reagan took five fucking years to even say the fucking word "AIDS."
That piece of shit ratbastard fuck.

So fuck yes to Bush fighting AIDS, malaria, and other fucked up shit in Africa
And fuck yes to proposing a trillion dollars for infrastructure
Even if it never fucking happ‎ens
It's a nice fucking gesture
It's a lovely fucking gestu‎re
So fuck yes
I mean, I'm almost always going to say yes to government fucking spending
A lot of people who work for the government need that fucking money.

Of course, if it's all private fucking contractors who just take the money and don't actually do jack shit, then fuck that.
And with Trump making the deals, will he even give a shit?
Will he just want to line the pockets of his motherfucking friends?
Or will he hire contractors and not fucking pay them?
I don't fucking know
But still: just the idea of the government spending a trillion fucking dollars on infrastructure is a great fucking idea.
And I will give credit where credit is due.

And I will shit in that motherfucking piece of shit mouth
When it is spewing a shitload of fucking bullshit
Which is what almost all of that piece of shit speech was.

March 1, 2017 
*In response to Trump's speech last night to Congress.


In retrospect
I probably should have live tweeted
That shit
I should have live-tweeted
That piece of shit speech
But to do that
I would have had to watch that shit
And I was fucking busy
Watching West Wing reruns
And dreaming of better fucking days
That never fucking were.

March 1, 2017


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