So this fucking morning,
I get one of these fucking messages from Facebook,
Telling me I'm celebrating
Three fucking years of friendship
Between me and Dan Fucking West.
There’s a little fucking video thing.
I've never looked at one of these fucking Facebook videos before.
It's kind of fucking stupid,
But it brought back some nice fucking memories.
I really fucking like Dan West.
He is one awesome motherfucking motherfucker -
I'm fucking serious like a motherfucking heart attack.
But at the end of the fucking video,
It says something like,
"There are billions of fucking friendships out there,
But only one like yours
(Meaning mine and Dan West's).
That's fucking awesome."
I'm not sure why that is fucking awesome.
You could say that every fucking friendship
Is fucking unique.
Is that awesome?
I don't fucking know.
Maybe it is.
No two fucking snowflakes, am I right?
Of course I'm fucking right.
I guess it would be fucked
If there were two fucking snowflakes
That were exactly the fucking same.
You'd have motherfuckers out there
Every fucking winter
Trying to match up the fucking snowflakes.
That would be a fucked up waste of time.
So, fuck that.
I'm not going to sit around
Trying to think
Of motherfucking friendships
Like mine and Dan West's.
It is fucking unique.
Because Dan West is unique.
And he is fucking awsome.
I'm glad we're fucking friends.
Actually, I don't actually know if Dan West
Even fucking likes me all that much.
He's a much fucking nicer person than I am,
That's for fucking sure.
I'm fucking lucky to know him,
That's for fucking sure.
He, and Azailia and I
Made a nice fucking record
Back in the fucking day.
I'll celebrate that shit.
But I'm not going to fucking celebrate the fact
That our morherfucking friendship is unique.
Because every fucking friendship is unique.
Still, Dan Fucking West
(Who I like to call "DAN WEST!!!!!")
Is a great motherfucking motherfucker.
Fuck yes he is.
Fuck yes.
August 26, 2017
I get one of these fucking messages from Facebook,
Telling me I'm celebrating
Three fucking years of friendship
Between me and Dan Fucking West.
There’s a little fucking video thing.
I've never looked at one of these fucking Facebook videos before.
It's kind of fucking stupid,
But it brought back some nice fucking memories.
I really fucking like Dan West.
He is one awesome motherfucking motherfucker -
I'm fucking serious like a motherfucking heart attack.
But at the end of the fucking video,
It says something like,
"There are billions of fucking friendships out there,
But only one like yours
(Meaning mine and Dan West's).
That's fucking awesome."
I'm not sure why that is fucking awesome.
You could say that every fucking friendship
Is fucking unique.
Is that awesome?
I don't fucking know.
Maybe it is.
No two fucking snowflakes, am I right?
Of course I'm fucking right.
I guess it would be fucked
If there were two fucking snowflakes
That were exactly the fucking same.
You'd have motherfuckers out there
Every fucking winter
Trying to match up the fucking snowflakes.
That would be a fucked up waste of time.
So, fuck that.
I'm not going to sit around
Trying to think
Of motherfucking friendships
Like mine and Dan West's.
It is fucking unique.
Because Dan West is unique.
And he is fucking awsome.
I'm glad we're fucking friends.
Actually, I don't actually know if Dan West
Even fucking likes me all that much.
He's a much fucking nicer person than I am,
That's for fucking sure.
I'm fucking lucky to know him,
That's for fucking sure.
He, and Azailia and I
Made a nice fucking record
Back in the fucking day.
I'll celebrate that shit.
But I'm not going to fucking celebrate the fact
That our morherfucking friendship is unique.
Because every fucking friendship is unique.
Still, Dan Fucking West
(Who I like to call "DAN WEST!!!!!")
Is a great motherfucking motherfucker.
Fuck yes he is.
Fuck yes.
August 26, 2017
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