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"Report": This Fuckin' Guy is Pissed Off About Some Fucking Bullshit

Report
So a fucking Senate report comes out
That is basically the same
As the motherfucking Red Cross report from 
Two thousand and fucking seven
And these motherfuckers all over the fucking place
Are acting like this is fucking news?

Asking if torture is really fucking torture?
Fuck you.

I mean, ok:
It's not like I fucking go to the mainstream fucking news media
For fucking news.
I go because I like to know what people are being told.
 
And of course, people are being told bullshit,
Like that old fucking song:
"In Leningrad, the people say"
(Just fucking google it),

But it's fucking worse than that
We're all fucking being told,
"It's okay, you didn't know."
Fuck you you didn't  know.

You don't have to read the fucking New York Review of Books
(You should, but you don't have to)
You don't have to read fucking Truthout,
Or The Nation,
Or the Progress Report,
Or whatever the fuck.
To tell you the fucking truth,
I don't read a lot of that shit myself.

And I'm no fucking genius.

But you could figure this out from watching Fox fucking News
And maybe you fucking did.
But fucking regardless, you fucking knew.
Of course you fucking knew.

You knew, I knew, Obama fucking knew, Bush knew, the Clintons fucking knew.
I mean, fucking Abu Graib
Was two thousand and fucking three, for fuck's sake.
Everybody fucking knew this already.
And we all fucking let it fucking happen.
 
The only thing I fucking learned this morning
Was that the people who put the fucking torture program together
Got 80 fucking million dollars to do it.

But, I mean, come on.
It's not like I ever thought they fucking did it for free.

And it's not like that's a lot of fucking money anyway.
This country would never fucking torture people
Unless there was a shitload of money to be made.

I have no fucking idea how quickly
We made that money back in fucking oil,
But it was probably pretty fucking quick.
12/10/2014

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