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"Toe": This Fuckin' Guy Contemplates an Appendage.

Toe
Damn my toe got fucked up from that hike last weekend.
That shit is black and fucking disgusting.
I'm not one to wear sandals, normally, but I was just out walking with some mothefucking sandals on, and motherfuck me, that toe looks like shit.
I only first noticed it a couple of days ago.
I don't look at my feet a lot.
I'm not into feet, like I heard Quentin Tarrantino is really fucking into feet,
But I'm not, and even if I fucking was,
I wouldn't be into my feet
And even if I was into my own fucking feet,
I would be like, yo, motherfucking foot over there, I'll see you in a couple of fucking weeks, because that motherfucking toe over there is fucked up.
I could take a photograph of it, and maybe I will, but I don't know if I would want anyone to see that shit. It's fucked.
I'm not trying to be coy.
I'm not trying to play it like, oh, if you talk me into it, I will show you my fucked up fucking toe. Because I won't.
This motherfucking fucked up toe is not for the general public,
Except that just now, before, I went outside with sandals and every motherfucker could have seen that shit if they had been looking.
But no more.
I won't be wearing sandals again for quite some time.
Because that toe is fucked up.
8/1/2015

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  1. WermAugust 2, 2015 at 4:08 AM

    I'm not into feet either, but can I see the toe?
    Oh, and your other toe for comparison.
    And maybe a thumb.

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