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"Return" and "Trump I": This Fuckin' Guy Comes Back.

Return

It's been a long fucking time.
I'm not all that into me, but I've kind of fucking missed me.


After writing something like a hundred fucking poems in 14 months,
This Fuckin' Guy was getting fucking repetitive and pedestrian and boring.
To me, at least.
And I don't think I was the only fucking one.


But, now that 14 more months have gone by (17, actually)
And what with the state of the motherfucking union,
It feels like there might be a place again
For This Fuckin' Guy.


Let's see....

February 28, 2017


Trump I* (In Seven Parts)

I
Well, yeah, of course.
Fuck this fucking piece of shit
Fuck this piece of shit in his fucking dick
With a fucking corkscrew
Stick a fucking corkscrew in his dick
And screw it in.

Hard.
Fucking piece of shit.
Fuck this fucking motherfucker.


II
I've been trying to transcend
I've been meditating and being all like
Live and let live
But then this ever changing world in which we live in
Made me give in and cry

And say fuck that shit
Live and let this motherfucking piece of shit die.


III
I'm not fucking interested
In making a reasoned argument
About the fucking efficacy
Of this piece of shit's presidency

I'm sure it will be really fucking efficacious:
It's way fucking easier to fuck shit up
Than to make shit better


They will fuck shit up, take the fucking money
And fucking run
That's what they do

I'm not saying the Democrats are much fucking better
I'm just saying they're not as fucking bad


IV
She was right
When she said deplorables


I mean, I'm sure from the point of view
Of the fucking deplorables,
I'm the one who is fucking deplorable.
That's fine: I'll be deplorable too.
I don't give a fuck.


But if you think any of this shit is okay.
Then fuck you
Go fuck yourself
In the dick
With a corkscrew.


V
Fuck me, I fucking hate political poetry
I believe in preaching to the converted
I believe it's worthwhile
But it's so fucking boring

So fucking boring
So fucking motherfucking motherfucking boring

Fucking boring

But fuck me
I'm still not finished.


VI
Do you like the way that piece of shit Bush
Looks good now?
Are you looking forward to how bad
The next fucking piece of shit Republican president is going to be?
Because you know he's going to make Trump look good.


VII
Alright, I've run out of steam
I'm done for now


But this motherfucker is giving a speech tonight
So I may be back tomorrow.


February 28, 2017

*"Trump I" because I figure there will be more of these. Maybe a lot fucking more.

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